Today's Toons 6/3/24

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In Case You Missed It Dept.:  

President Biden visited Arlington National Cemetery today where he laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Voter. 

The White House reported that President Biden spent Memorial Day weekend at his beach home in Delaware with family. On Monday he gave a speech at Arlington National Cemetery which Joe loves to do. Every year it gives Biden the chance to address the one audience he doesn't put to sleep. 

Donald Trump must think his life has come full circle since childhood. Captain Kangaroo is still sitting on the bench. 

Donald Trump's hush money trial will go to the jury in New York this week. Deliberations follow closing arguments and Judge Merchan's jury instructions. I don't want to say this is a kangaroo court but on the final day of the trial, I fully expect the jury foreman to pull the verdict out of his pouch. 

New York City Mayor Eric Adams caused eyes to roll Wednesday when he suggested that the illegal immigrants jammed into the city should be hired to solve Coney Island's lifeguard shortage. He said the men are excellent swimmers. If they have the balls, they could medal in the Women's Freestyle. 

The UN honored the memory of Iran's president Monday who was killed when his helicopter crashed in the mountains of Iran during a heavy fog. However he won't be lost to posterity. While not quite the same as Mount Rushmore, Iran now also has a president's face on the side of a mountain, too. 

Bobby Kennedy threatened to sue CNN for not allowing him to participate in next month's presidential debate. Debate negotiations are still fluid between the Trump and Biden camps and the two parties. The Democrats reserve the right for Joe Biden to be played in the debate by Robert De Niro. 

Attorney General Merrick Garland authorized the FBI to use deadly force when they raided Trump's home in 2022. Haven't Democrats learned anything from prosecuting him? If the FBI shoots Trump, he'll just go up another 10 points in the polls, and if they kill him he's as good as elected. 

Scarlett Johansson sued open AI for using her voice for verbal communication responses. In 2013, Lionsgate optioned a movie script called Rodham about young Hillary Clinton in her 20s with Scarlett Johansson as Hillary. Bill Clinton heard the news and volunteered to play himself in the movie. 

Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi, known as the Butcher of Teheran, died in a helicopter crash along with Iran's foreign minister and seven others. Raisi was the second-most powerful man in the Islamic Republic. The Ayatollah issued a statement Monday declaring gravity to be a Zionist conspiracy. 

The Kansas City Star urged the KC Chiefs to fire kicker Harrison Butker for his conservative family values speech to a Catholic college. The paper wants him replaced with a female kicker. This opens the door for P. Diddy, who has video to prove why he's the most feared female kicker in the nation. 

President Biden gave the commencement speech at Morehouse College in Atlanta on Saturday where he was awarded an honorary doctorate. That'll come in handy. From now on, whenever Joe is caught on camera sniffing the hair of the women and girls he hugs, he can say, it's okay, I'm a doctor. 

The White House published nine corrections to President Biden's speech to the NAACP, including forgetting the group's name. Next day, he made a Gaza hostage gaffe to a Jewish group. Democrats won't say Biden has lost all his marbles but they're starting to admit there's a hole in the bag. 

CVS shut down its store in South Side Chicago today. The store is moving to a safer location in Gaza. 

Iran declared a Day of Mourning Tuesday for Iran's President Raisi, known as the Butcher of Teheran, who was killed in a helicopter crash. The bad news is, Iran's president was not greeted in Paradise by 72 virgins after the chopper crash. Good news is he's the newest member of the Rotary Club. 

President Biden rolled out the red carpet for President Ruto of Kenya Thursday for security talks concerning East Africa. It was the president of Kenya's first visit to the United States. The former British colony is being torn apart by civil unrest, a bad economy and street crime and so is Kenya. 

Kenya's President William Ruto arrived at the White House today where President Biden welcomed Barack back home. 

The New York Post reported Dr. Fauci's longtime advisor Dr. David Morens admitted that social distancing during Covid was made up with no scientific evidence to support it. Social distancing never made any sense anyway. If Covid can come all the way from China, it can come another six feet. 

-- Argus Hamilton 

 

(Thank you, pollyannaish)

[MISBAILEY]

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

[Reiuxcat]

Thanks for the Monday toons and links Pookie. 🙂

The "If I Only Had a Brain" parody was spot on!. 🤣🤣🤣

[pookie18]

3 hours ago, MISBAILEY said:

Thanks for the toons Pookie! 😁

You're welcome, MISBAILEY!

 

[pookie18]

2 hours ago, Reiuxcat said:

Thanks for the Monday toons and links Pookie. 🙂

The "If I Only Had a Brain" parody was spot on!. 🤣🤣🤣

My pleasure, Rcat!

[mass55th]

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

[pookie18]

2 minutes ago, mass55th said:

Thanks for the Toons Pookie!! Have a great week!!

You're welcome, as always & the same to you, mass55th!